I watched most of the Academy Awards last night – although I missed the red carpet arrivals (I was at the Laundromat washing clothes – glamorous!). The Oscars are a BIG DEAL to a lot of people – but I hardly ever go to the movies, so the show invariably features a bunch of movies I’ve never seen. Nevertheless I took a peek – and made some observations.
Jon Stewart is hysterical. I could watch him tying his shoes – and he would still make me laugh. Best line (regarding the upcoming presidential election): “Usually when you see a black or woman president, an asteroid has just hit the Statue of Liberty.” So true. It was also adorable when he let that chick (who won for some documentary or animated somesuch) come back and give her acceptance speech – since she had been cut off by the producers/band/powers that be. Adorable.
Whoever is dressing Jennifer Hudson needs to be shot. If it is still Andre Leon Tally (from Vogue), someone must get an elephant gun and shoot that big bitch NOW. Andre ALWAYS dresses her wrong (remember the weird space wrap/jacket thingy last year?!?). JHud's boobies arrived 5 minutes before she did. She is a very attractive girl – someone just needs to put her in appropriate clothes.
Jon Stewart is hysterical. I could watch him tying his shoes – and he would still make me laugh. Best line (regarding the upcoming presidential election): “Usually when you see a black or woman president, an asteroid has just hit the Statue of Liberty.” So true. It was also adorable when he let that chick (who won for some documentary or animated somesuch) come back and give her acceptance speech – since she had been cut off by the producers/band/powers that be. Adorable.
Whoever is dressing Jennifer Hudson needs to be shot. If it is still Andre Leon Tally (from Vogue), someone must get an elephant gun and shoot that big bitch NOW. Andre ALWAYS dresses her wrong (remember the weird space wrap/jacket thingy last year?!?). JHud's boobies arrived 5 minutes before she did. She is a very attractive girl – someone just needs to put her in appropriate clothes.
Advice to Diablo Cody, who won the Best Original Screenplay Oscar for Juno: just because you USED TO BE a stripper, doesn’t mean you should STILL dress like one. You are adorable (and an Oscar winner, for goodness sakes) – proceed IMMEDIATELY to Chanel. Also, you can stop using your stripper name now.
And finally, Javier Bardem is one SEXY daddy. In fact, he’s the Daddy of the Day over at Dwight Supremacy (click here to see). My blogger buddy Dwight has EXCELLENT taste.
