Michael Kors - Top Snark on Project Runway - married his longtime partner, Lance LePere this week on the beach in the Hamptons.
Then - after getting sloshed at the reception - Lady Kor(ange)s proceeded to rate the outfits worn by the wedding guests:
“She looks like a Pole dancer in Dubai”
“Anna Wintour is giving me an 'Amish Cocktail Waitress' vibe”
“She reminds me of a transvestite flamenco dancer at a funeral”
"Christian Siriano looks like a French maid at a funeral."
"Is that Heidi? Or is that a short, shiny and tight Paper Brioche?"
"Tim reminds me of the Pope at a sex club"
Congratulations, you darling judgmental Beeyotch...
REMINDER: Don't forget to watch Project Runway tonight - and look for my recap sometime tomorrow afternoon
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