The historic Plaza Hotel - which should be re-named the "Plaza Condos Plus A Few Hotel Rooms Without Views" - is reportedly negotiating with Jersey Shore's Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino to become the face of the Plaza's new gym...
Um ... have these people actually looked at this guy's FACE??? Sorrentino looks like he fell face-first off the Ugly Tree and hit every branch going down.
Yes, The Situation has a slammin' body - but the FACE?? Oy ... THAT FACE...
It's a shame that Abs can't speak.
