Showing posts with label Gym. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Gym. Show all posts

Tuesday, July 26, 2011

Shirts vs Skins











From Wikipedia:
Shirts versus Skins (or 'Shirts and Skins') is a common form of denoting team affiliations in an informal sports game; typically when played on a public court or park. The practice involves the members of one team wearing shirts while the other does not. This is used in the absence of uniforms. 
This simple form of recognition is a regular sight in streetball, street football, ultimate, and other pickup games. The identification by manner of dress negates the need to remember the division of players among friends, or to learn the faces of strangers in a pickup game. The system is mostly for men’s teams, owing to the taboo in many western cultures against the display of the female breast.

As a gay, chubby, nonathletic shy kid - simply the phrase "Shirts and Skins" sent chills down my spin in high school gym class.
However, these gentlemen are helping to ease the pain.

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Thursday, June 30, 2011

Featured Bodybuilder - Adrian Tan








Adrian Tan, 35, is a competitive bodybuilder (2006 and 2011 Mr. Singapore, 1994 Mr. Teenage Singapore) and the co-founder and Director of The Gym at Orchard in Singapore.

BodySpace Profile

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Tuesday, June 28, 2011

No Pain - No Gain


"I love being surrounded by dumb bells"




"I'm in no shape to exercise"





"Winners find a way, losers find an excuse" [DD: This puts me firmly in the 'loser' category]




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Thursday, April 7, 2011

Wednesday, March 30, 2011

Did He Purposely ...


... match his hat/sweatpants to the color of the gym bathroom??? Wow.



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Monday, January 10, 2011

Inspecting the Merchandise


Poor girl looks HONGRAY for a Man Sandwich. I can sooooooooooooo identify...

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Thursday, December 9, 2010

In The Gym








“Even in a country like the USA where fitness has become an obsession, most people exercising do not seem to think it illogical to drive automobiles to gyms while doing their best to avoid walking”

 ...Dave Wilson

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Wednesday, December 8, 2010

In The Gym



“I hate pretty-looking boys. I'd rather have a guy with a potbelly than one who's in the gym all the time and watches what he eats.”

 ... Ali Larter (actress)

Sunday, October 24, 2010

The Gym


Walled with mirrors, 
ringing with rock,


stinking of bodies
pumping iron.


Machines like robots
stand to attention,


row upon row
heavy with weights.


Gym junkies pump 
ridiculous muscles


straining like Arnie, 
pushing their edge.



Read Entire Poem HERE

Tuesday, October 19, 2010

Facing the Situation at the Plaza


The historic Plaza Hotel - which should be re-named the "Plaza Condos Plus A Few Hotel Rooms Without Views" - is reportedly negotiating with Jersey Shore's Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino to become the face of the Plaza's new gym...


Um ... have these people actually looked at this guy's FACE??? Sorrentino looks like he fell face-first off the Ugly Tree and hit every branch going down. 

Yes, The Situation has a slammin' body - but the FACE??   Oy ... THAT FACE...



It's a shame that Abs can't speak.

Wednesday, July 28, 2010

I Joined A Gym...


... and I have a feeling it will provide me with tons of blog fodder.

Yesterday I joined the Astoria Sports Complex cardio gym.  It's an INCREDIBLE deal - after "taxes" and "fees" my annual membership came to a grand total of ... $159.00.  Yes ... AMERICAN dollars.  That works out to $13.25 per month.  Oh, and it's only about a 7 minute walk from my apartment.

When I first walked past the facility over the weekend (and saw their sign with the low membership price), I was intrigued.  I'm totally not a gym person - I don't talk to anyone, I don't lift weights, I don't take showers ... I go in, get on a bike or stairmaster, do my thing, and then go home.  That is all.  And since you only pay for the areas you use (cardio, free weights and/or the pool) - it is totally worth the money for me.

But what sealed the deal were the hysterical reviews of the gym on Yelp.com.  They pretty much all said the facility was run down, not clean, and full of crazies - but every single person said it was well worth the price.  Here is a sample of the reviews.

They should seriously make this place an Astoria landmark. Although most of the equipment is practically held together with duct tape and their cheesy neon vintage lights from the 70's/80's might make you think twice, take a minute to actually scope out this place. 
I remember one time when I saw a woman riding a stationary bike in a full Sari. That was interesting. And then of course there's the crazy Japanese guy that well... lord only knows what he's doing on the machines but I'm not sure he knows either (think abstract exercising). ... David S. (not me)

This gym is so freaking chintzy. It smells like cigarettes, the decorations are crazy (fluorescent-lighted giant Oscar statue, anyone?), and the treadmills will give you an electric shock if you give them enough of your time. 
That said, I really love this gym. I love the fact that I pay like $13/month and they have decent equipment, plus a few classes (haven't managed to attend yet--they're too late for me--but I did notice that at least one incorporates a disco light--score). I love to run on said electroshock treadmill and watch the boxers train. And even at "rush hour" after work, it isn't too crowded. Don't know anything about the pool, though--even though I love to swim, I was turned off by the low light and what I perceived as murky-looking water. ... Kate Z

No one talks to me except occasionally some weirdo will say some random thing (like how a bum talks to you as you walk by and you just ignore it). No one looks at you. You can wear a bright yellow shirt that says Kansas on it and red sweatpants and a multi colored headband and payless sneakers and no one even notices or cares. I have seen people working out in jeans here. It's kind of like a dive bar in a gym. The aerobic instructor is overweight. It's awesome. You go there and work out and go home and no one bothers you. it's what a gym should be. And it's super cheap. ... Erin B

They had me at "overweight aerobics instructor".  This is my kinda gym...