"Jersey Shore" Star The Situation Checks Into Rehab

"The Situation" is in rehab for substance abuse

Mike Sorrentino has checked into an inpatient treatment program.

Sorrentino's been on a non-stop party train since the show debuted on MTV 2 years ago drinking and making paid appearances at nightclubs all over the world.

MTV just announced "Jersey Shore" is returning for a 6th season which is scheduled to start shooting this summer.

News: The Situation Vs. Abercrombie & Fitch

Jersey Shore's The Situation just turned up the heat in his ongoing feud with Abercrombie & Fitch filing a lawsuit against the clothing company, 3 months after it publicly offered him money NOT to wear its clothes.

He just filed a lawsuit in Florida, claiming Abercrombie has infringed on the GTL and the Situation trademarks, through its bogus advertising ploy and by selling T-shirts with the words "The Fitchuation" and "GTL...You Know The Deal" emblazoned on them.

He wants at least $4,000,000 in damages.

A & F to The Situation: "Ewwwwwww"

Like the rest of America (and Italy, Canada, The Seychelles, Luxembourg, etc.), Abercrombie & Fitch thinks The Situation (from Jersey Shore) is totally gross:

From TDW:

In a marketing first, national clothing retailer Abercrombie & Fitch has released a statement explicitly asking Jersey Shore cast member Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino to stop wearing clothes manufactured by the company. 

Expressing “deep concern” for the association of its brand with MTV’s controversial reality show, A&F ask The Situation and his fellow castmates “to wear an alternate brand” in exchange for a “substantial payment.”

The "Situation" Room

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Auditioning for Jersey Shore??

We'll call him "Minor Situation".

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Facing the Situation at the Plaza

The historic Plaza Hotel - which should be re-named the "Plaza Condos Plus A Few Hotel Rooms Without Views" - is reportedly negotiating with Jersey Shore's Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino to become the face of the Plaza's new gym...

Um ... have these people actually looked at this guy's FACE??? Sorrentino looks like he fell face-first off the Ugly Tree and hit every branch going down. 

Yes, The Situation has a slammin' body - but the FACE??   Oy ... THAT FACE...

It's a shame that Abs can't speak.

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Want - Do Not Want

WANT:

Star Trek Enterprise Pizza Cutter

DO NOT WANT:

The Situation Shirt

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JerseyShoreMobile: "Gay Men On Board

LOL!  From Janet Charlton (via Towleroad):

"Vinny Gaudagnino and The Situation returned to their Jersey Shore SUV to find that someone had taped a sign on the back that said 'Gay Men On Board.' They look flabbergasted, but they’re not laughing. Who did it? They removed the sign but Jenni thought it was funny and when they weren’t looking she put it back on."

It's A Birthday Situation

Happy Birthday to Jersey Shore's Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino - the guy with the Marky Mark body attached to a Don Knotts face.  But I'm a little perplexed - according to the always-reliable innerwebz, The Situation turns 28 years old today.  Doggie years, maybe?!?

White Meat Monday - Mr. Wright's "Situational Training"

Met's third baseman David Wright (above) is looking PUMPED this season.  And this video shows us how he may have done it ...

The REAL Situation

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Jersey Shore's Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino and his built-in puppy art.  SOURCE.