From A Day In The Strife:
How many NOM (National Organization for Marriage) supporters does it take to screw in a lightbulb:
- None, god already did it in Genesis when he said “Let there be light”. Besides, lightbulbs are a product of science, and therefore satanic.
- None, we aren’t small enough to fit inside a lightbulb, and screwing outside of marriage is wrong.
- Two - and they must be a man & a woman. If they are a same sex couple, the light bulb and the Universe will explode.
- None…if we all pray hard enough the light bulb will see the error of it’s ways and change itself.
- Only a clear majority of seven million Californians have the constitutional right to change the light bulb.
