Investment Advice ...

... from Lady Bunny:

If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in Delta Airlines one year ago, you would have $49.00 today! If you purchased $1,000 of shares in AIG, you would have $33.00. If you purchased $1,000 of shares in Lehman Brothers, you would have $0.00 today. 

But, if you purchased $1,000 worth of beer, drank all the beer, turned in the aluminum cans for recycling, you would have $214.00. 

Therefore the best current investment plan is to drink heavily & recycle. It's called the 401-Keg Plan.

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Anti-Joke Chicken ...

... would like to welcome you to White Meat Monday.


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How Many NOMo's Does It Take To Screw In A Lightbulb?

From A Day In The Strife:

How many NOM (National Organization for Marriage) supporters does it take to screw in a lightbulb:

• None, god already did it in Genesis when he said “Let there be light”. Besides, lightbulbs are a product of science, and therefore satanic.

• None, we aren’t small enough to fit inside a lightbulb, and screwing outside of marriage is wrong.

• Two - and they must be a man & a woman. If they are a same sex couple, the light bulb and the Universe will explode.

• None…if we all pray hard enough the light bulb will see the error of it’s ways and change itself.

• Only a clear majority of seven million Californians have the constitutional right to change the light bulb.

'Yo Mama' Jokes - Indexed by Profession ...

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WARNING: Political Incorrectness & Tastelessness Ahead...

From Lady Bunny's BLOG (blame HER - above - not me):

Today's Word Is "Fluctuations"

I walked into my bank today, and proceeded to get into line.

There was just one lady in front of me, an Asian lady who was trying to exchange yen for dollars.

It was obvious she was a little irritated . . . She asked the teller, "Why it change? Yesterday, I get two hunat dolla fo yen. Today I only get hunat eighty? Why it change?"

The teller shrugged his shoulders and said, "Fluctuations."

The Asian lady glared at the teller and responded angrily, "Fluc you white people too!"

HA HA HA HA HA HA!! ... {{clears throat and composes myself}} ...

Bunny should be ASHAMED of herself for posting a joke like that!!!!  It was just SO BAD that I had to repost it to my blog just to show you how HORRIBLE it was!!... ROFLMAO!!! ...  UNFORGIVABLE!!

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What Do You Call A Gay Dinosaur?

Q: What do you call a gay dinosaur?
A: Megasorass.

Q: What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?
A: Lickalotopus.

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Gays Will Protect Fabric At All Costs

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Inappropriate Lesbian Humor

I apologize in advance for this, but I just couldn't resist:

Q: Why can’t a lesbian diet and put on makeup at the same time?

A: Because you can’t eat Jenny Craig with Mary Kay on your face.

I know ... I know ... that's just all kinds of WRONG. Source: LGBT Laughs

A Man Walks Into A Bar ...

A man walks into a bar and says, "Give me a beer before problems start!"

After finishing his first beer, the man again orders a beer again by saying,

"Give me a beer before problems start!"

The bartender looks confused.

This goes on for a while, and after the fifth beer the bartender walks up to the man.

"When are you going to pay for these beers?", the bartender asks.

The man answers, "Ah, now the problems start!"

Thoughts On The Debate...

I worked my part-time job during the second presidential debate, so I had to watch it on a smallish laptop. But even on that little screen, John McCain just seemed CREEPY. He's like a combination of the Town Pervert and the Crypt Keeper. Yuck.

Barack Obama, on the other hand, made me feel so proud to be a Democrat. He talked directly to the people, answered the questions (for the most part), and gave me such hope for the future. Shit might look bad now, but Obama will do everything in his power to make it better - just give him a chance.

And when McCain referring to Obama as "That One" - WTF?!? Listen old man, he has a title and a name, and is to be referred to as "Senator Obama". You ancient asshole ... I mean, "Senator McCain".

Lady Bunny posted the following joke on her blog, and it just cracked me up:

John McCain and Barack Obama somehow ended up at the same barbershop.

As they sat there, each being worked on by a different barber, not a word was spoken. The barbers were even afraid to start a conversation, for fear it would turn to politics.

As the barbers finished their shaves, the one who had McCain in his chair reached for the aftershave. McCain was quick to stop him saying, 'No thanks, my wife will smell that and think I've been in a whorehouse.'

The second barber turned to Obama and said, 'How about you?'

Obama replied, 'You can go ahead, MY wife doesn't know what the inside of a whorehouse smells like.'

If you would like to help Barack Obama become the President of the United States of America, I beg you to join the Dust Bunnies for Obama. Even ten bucks will help - and all money goes directly and immediately to the Obama campaign. Click HERE to contribute - and many thanks to those of you who have already given.