Eight blocks of plastic C-4 explosives were found in the Marble Hill Cemetery (above) yesterday - along with a bizarre note that was signed by "Jesus". The historic cemetery is located in the East Village - right around the corner from my favorite "modern dance" venue - the Urge Lounge (AKA "The Urges").
Why is Jeebus trying to blow up my favorite go-go bar???
Source: New York Daily News
