Cristiano And Rafa Have A Play Date

Cristiano Ronaldo and Rafael Nadal play with balls and discuss shoes. Fabulous!

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Bunny Slippers ...

Bunny Heels...

Happy Bunday!

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I'm Buying These For The Next Storm

When you need a shoe that will take you from "evening" to "tropical storm".

h/t Lady Bunny

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Giving That Shoe "The Morgan Treatment"

For those of you who don't watch Top Chef: Just Desserts - Morgan Wilson (below) is one of the Cheftestants. He is also straight - not that there's anything wrong with that. But on last week's episode we found out that Morgan has a "thing" for women's shoes, when he became obviously excited after finding out that lady's shoes would be their inspiration for the challenge. It was CREEPY - Morgan turned into a combination of Carrie Bradshaw and Jeffrey Dahmer - with a touch of Jon Hamm thrown in for good measure.

The producers should have zoomed in on Morgan's chefs pants - I'm sure his "inspiration" was showing.

Speaking of Top Chef: Just Desserts, feel free to join me on Twitter as I share my (drunken) thoughts on tonight's episode.

Crimes Of Fashion

I just had to sneak a picture of this woman's HORRIBLE shoes as we rode the subway to work on Thursday.  Keep in mind, it was Fashion Week in Manhattan, but this lady chose to wear these shoes - which made her look like the "Evil Elf Witch of Flushing, Queens". The toe was way to long ("I'll get you, my Pretty ... and your Little Dog too!!), and yet the shoes were too small for her - as you can see by how her heel hangs off the back.

I did some research, and these shoes also come in a lovely Forest Green ...

Anywhore, for those of you who have met me - you know I'm no Fashion Maven. But these shoes were so obviously heinous that my Inner Gay desired nothing more than to snatch them off and toss the offensive footwear onto the subway tracks.  Where, hopefully, they would be carted off by a family of rats and used for winter accommodations or food storage.

Perfect for Catching Stray Curly Fries

That's weird - after an eating binge my shoes end up looking like this anyway!

Source via TDW