Headed To The City Of Brotherly Love

I'll be spending the day in Philadelphia ... hanging out with Maddie and the Boy Toy (who live in the Philly suburbs) and Joy - who is visiting from Tennessee.

I am so looking forward to actually seeing "Auntie Flame" (Joy) face-to-face. Although I am fighting a cold (again) ... so I plan on packing DayQuil, NyQuil, AfternoonQuil, and everything else I can find at Rite Aid. I am determined not to let this cold ruin my day.

Posting will be light this entire weekend- and comment moderation will probably be delayed until I return home tonight.

Peace, Biatches! ...


>P,B!

CA Wine Country - RED ALERT!

Homeland Security has raised the "Drunken Terrorist Threat Level" to RED/SEVERE for California's Wine Country. This is due to a visit by drunk bitches Maddie, the Boy Toy, and Kailyn this afternoon. And GET THIS - KAILYN is driving!! For any of you who attended Drunken Dust Bunny Weekend, you know just how scary that is.

So, if you are in or around California Wine Country - TAKE COVER! Be on the lookout for disheveled bitches with red wine stains on their faces and clothing. THEY ARE DRUNK AND DANGEROUS!!


I imagine their visit will end up exactly like Patsy and Edina's visit to French wine country in Absolutely Fabulous...

UPDATE: I just heard from them a little while ago - they are still alive and (relatively) sober... for now. They also sent me this picture...

Maddie, Kailyn, and the Boy Toy