Wendy's sold the delicious Arby's restaurant chain this week to Roark Capital Group, which also owns Carvel Ice Cream, Cinnabon, Auntie Anne's, Moe's Southwest Grill. Dear Roark Capital: I volunteer to be the Official Taste Tester of a new Arby's Roast Beef sandwich served on an Auntie Anne's Pretzel Roll. Let's make that happen.
Anywhore (and I do mean WHORE), the Mistress Maddie seized this opportunity and did a drunken audition to be the new Arby's Spokesmodel over the weekend. Arby's declined, but after seeing the picture below, Milk of Magnesia signed her to a 7-figure deal.
