So far Jeebus is booked on that day for an appearance on The View and will be signing copies of The Holy Bible at the Union Square Barnes & Noble. Then, of course, he'll be doing a meet-and-greet with all Christian souls amongst the clouds accompanied by trumpets and various angels. Refreshments will be served.
Also - I'm hearing that Sarah Palin will NOT be invited. But please don't tell her that - Jeebus wants Mama Grossly to be surprised.
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