This kid is right - Christmas isn't about books! At all!! Christmas is all about plastic crap from China!! Besides, didn't his parents ever hear of the Internet - who reads BOOKS anymore?? Stand firm, little man - 'POO' on books for Christmas!!!
Coincidentally, this was the exact same reaction I had when Santa didn't bring me the Welcome Back Kotter dolls I requested back in the 1970's. Santa must have figured out all the unseemly things I was planning for the "Juan Epstein" doll...
Robert Hegyes- "Juan Epstein", Welcome Back Kotter
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