I read yesterday that a McDonald's in Hong Kong will soon do weddings, so I sprang into action and began preparing for my Big Gay Fast Food Wedding. This is what's still on my bridal "Things to Do" list:
- Kidnap my future husband, actor Franky G.
- Convince Mr. G that he is no longer straight.
- Make sure the Big Mac canapés served at the reception don't have pickles. I HATES pickles.
- Check with the Arby's of Middle Village, Queens to see if they will make me a better offer.
- Three words: WEDDING CAKE TASTING
So, who's up for a road trip???
