The Big Bad Biatch Is Back!

Amanda Woodward made her triumphant return to Melrose Place last night - and heads rolled. Go to the 2:15 mark to watch her surprise grand entrance. Amanda.Will.Destroy.You.

It was interesting to watch Heather Locklear, because her face no longer moves - just her jaw. She is starting to get that "Madame the Puppet" look (below) ... which is common among plastic surgery victims aficionados.

Last Night on TV - Melrose Place

SPOILER'S AHEAD. Did anyone watch Melrose Place last night? I thought it was OK - but I was especially excited to see Sidney (played by Laura Leighton - below) in the role of landlady at the Melrose Place apartments. Unfortunately, Sidney was floating dead in the pool within the first 15 minutes of the show...

The cast was OK (except for ASSlee Simpson, who I cannot bear to even look at), but they are certainly not as fierce as the original...

And yes, it was nice to see Michael (and Sidney in flashback) - but during those "Premiere Night Party" commercials they showed Daphne Zuniga (below). PLEASE tell me they're not bringing boring-ass "Jo" back to Melrose Place!?! Jo always looked like she was doing an impression of a sleepy Demi Moore ...

Sidney is already dead, but Jo is alive?!? That's just not fair.

I hope this new version of Melrose does well, because if it does I bet they can convince the chronically underemployed Heather Locklear to reprise her role as the fiercest Biatch in the history of the advertising industry - Amanda Woodward...

Either that, or they should let Amanda Woodward make an appearance on Mad Men...

Melrose Place To Return?

Based on the success of the new 90210, the CW network is exploring the possibility of a Melrose Place remake. Read more HERE.

I LOVED Melrose Place once they brought in Heather Locklear. I pray that if the show does return, so does "Amanda Woodward". She could now be the bitchy, evil cougar landlady of Melrose Place - trying to get the young guys to go skinnydipping with her in the pool. Sounds like a hit to me!

Stylista Tonight!

Now that Project Runway is over, where will you get your weekly dose of fashion, fags, and cattiness? On the CW's new show - Stylista - that's where.

A group of young men and women will compete to become a "Junior Editor" at Elle Magazine, working under Nina Garcia's arch nemesis, Anne Slowey. From the preview videos I've seen, Anne works REALLY hard at being a bitch - but at least she seems to be nice to the fat girl.

And no, my darling Dust Bunnies, I will NOT be recapping Stylista. I have decided to stick to a strict "one recap per week" rule, and I will be recapping Top Chef next month. Besides, this is my busiest time of year (holiday parties, etc.), so I need to concentrate on work.

Our dear friends from Blogging Project Runway and Blogging Top Design have created Blogging Stylista, which will keep you up to date on the show, it's fashiontestants, and all of the drama. Check them out HERE.