The Big Bad Biatch Is Back!

Amanda Woodward made her triumphant return to Melrose Place last night - and heads rolled. Go to the 2:15 mark to watch her surprise grand entrance. Amanda.Will.Destroy.You.

It was interesting to watch Heather Locklear, because her face no longer moves - just her jaw. She is starting to get that "Madame the Puppet" look (below) ... which is common among plastic surgery victims aficionados.

Amanda Woodward Is Back!

And doesn't Heather Locklear's face look so young and natural?!? I don't know how she does it! I guess it's just old-fashioned "natural beauty" ... like Lisa Rinna and Priscilla Presley.

But seriously, I will SO be watching when Amanda returns to Melrose Place in two weeks.

Amanda Woodward Returning To Melrose Place!

Those kids who currently occupy the apartments of Melrose Place better watch out - the ORIGINAL biatch is coming back! According to US Weekly, Heather Locklear will return to the show on November 17 - again playing the role of Amanda "I'll Destroy You" Woodward. I cannot wait.

In the meantime, I wish they would show more of "Detective Rodriguez", played by former Hottie of the Day Nicolas Gonzalez. He is just TOO cute...

BREAKING: Amanda Woodward Arrested For DUI

Heather Locklear was arrested and released in Santa Barbara for DUI earlier today. Read the story HERE.

My absolute favorite Heather Locklear role was that of mega-beeyotch Amanda Woodward on Melrose Place. Good Lord, did she ever spice up that dog of a show. Of course I watched Melrose religiously from the very first episode - because IT HAD A GAY CHARACTER (we were so desperate for ANY representation in those days). And was that Queen ever boring! "Matt Fielding" made Will Truman look like Halston at the Ramrod in 1979. But when Amanda showed up on Melrose Place in the middle of the first season, she certainly stirred shit up.

Locklear recently received treatment for "anxiety and depression" which is Hollywood code for "pill-popping mess"...