White Meat Monday - Chubby Chaser Report - KFed

Kevin Federline is reportedly going to be a daddy AGAIN. According to Popcrunch, Victoria Prince (KFed's girlfriend) is pregnant! Read the story HERE. For those keeping score, that would be KFed's FIFTH child to his THIRD Baby-Mama! How do you spell "fertile"? F-E-D-E-R-L-I-N-E.

OK, I'm going to admit something VERY embarrassing right now ... I would still TOTALLY hit it ... and I would only need to be about HALF-drunk. OH THE SHAME!!

Don't judge, Biatches...

Padma Is Preggers!

Top Chef hostess Padma Lakshmi is with child! According to US Weekly, Padma is pregnant with her first baby, a pregnancy her doctors are calling "miraculous" because of Padma's battle with endometriosis. No word on who the BabyDaddy is (Kevin Federline??).

BTW - Endometriosis is one of those lady things I pretend to understand by nodding intelligently when my female friends mention it. I also do this with "fibroids", "pap smear", and "yeast infections". I have no idea what any of that means ... and I'm not sure if I want to know.