Showing posts with label Glenn Beck. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Glenn Beck. Show all posts

Monday, November 1, 2010

For You Size Queens ...


Estimated attendance at the Stewart/Colbert Rally to Restore Sanity and/or Fear: 215,000. Attendance at Glenn Beck's "Restoring Honor" rally: 87,000. Burn.

And here's the inevitable Auto-Tune version of Jon Stewart's rally speech ...



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Friday, September 24, 2010

Wednesday, July 14, 2010

Glen Beck Has Glamorous Supporters


You will gag when you see all this glamour (pronounced "gla-MOOR") - if not, you'll DEFINITELY gag at the thought of Glenn Beck running for president...

Saturday, March 20, 2010

In Case You Haven't Seen It Yet

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Jon Stewart does a spot-on mockery of Glenn Beck and his insane "theories" in this video from Stewart's Comedy Central show.  It's 13 minutes long, but you really should watch the whole thing.  An instant classic.


Wednesday, March 10, 2010

TICKLE FIGHT!!


Former Congressman Eric Massa on Glenn Beck's program yesterday...
“Now they are saying I groped a male staffer,’’ he told Mr. Beck. “Yeah I did. Not only did I grope him. I tickled him until he couldn’t breathe and then four guys jumped on top of me. It was my 50th birthday. It was kill the old guy. You can take anything out of context.’’
Seriously - I am in the wrong business...

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Wednesday, September 30, 2009

Hate Mail


Yesterday I did a post about racist buttmunch Glenn Beck - and did I ever get a doozy of a comment! Normally I would just hit "reject" and move on, but this comment was so EPIC in its racism, hatred, paranoia and stupidity - that I just had to share it with all of you.

I warn you: this inbred idiot throws around the N-word quite a bit (which I've modified because I WILL NOT have that vile word on this blog). I've also modified other curse words because I'm classy like that...

Anonymous has left a new comment on your post "Do H8ters Make Glenn Beck Cry?":

David, you really are terminally f*cked up! You and the rest of your idiot minions [Note from David - I have "minions"?!?] will be chanting the praise Obama songs as you are being led away to concentration camps for anyone of hundreds of reasons that are being buried in legislation right now.

Going to pay your mandatory health care premiums while they ration care because the doctors refuse to participate in the program? Now there is going to be jail time and a $25,000 fine.

I can tell you, I am not paying one f*cking dime of it. And I have already written that worthless n*gg*r and told him just that!

Why aren't you reporting on the Cap and Trade bill that is being introduced today and will be voted on before any Congressman can even read it. Not that they would understand a word, but it would be a nice gesture.

When you can't afford to drive a car, turn on your utilities and you are taxed to death by hidden taxes, especially the VAT tax, in everything you consume are you still going to suck that n*gg*r's dick and chant his praises?

Oh yes, you love jailbait and n*gg*rs. Maybe you can get a government job of some sort or go to work for a union where they will pay less than the administrative costs of the healthcare policy.

You and the the rest of the gay bloggers need to be institutionalized for terminal stupidity. The information is right in front of you and none of you can comprehend its meaning or its effects, short or long term.

Why don't you move to Lybia? After all, the n*gg*r is shipping millions of our tax dollars to them right now, or didn't you know that? Do you even f*cking care?

Why don't you report on Obama's taxpayer all expense paid trip on Air Force One to Norway for the thug Chicago politicians, his staff and half his cabinet to promote the Olympics for n*gg*r ridden Chicago? Where the f*ck is there land in Chicago for such a massive project? Oh yes, urban renewal, so we can pay hundreds of billions for high rise housing for n*gg*rs to destroy just like they have every other HUD project in the USA. That will give more taxpayer money to the implosion companies so they can be destroyed and rebuilt with more taxpayer dollars.

Yes, Obama plays in Europe while all of the problems here in the USA are sinking this country and servicemen are in harms way. He can't even make a phone call to the commander in Afghanistan.

What a f*cking loser - both of you!

Yeah, the hate coming from the Right Wing has NOTHING to do with racism. Gross. As a result, I am now thinking of moving to "Lybia".

After doing some extensive internet research, I was actually able to find a picture of this guy. Turns out he's a typical Glenn Beck viewer...



Tuesday, September 29, 2009

Do H8ters Make Glenn Beck Cry?


The Republican mayor of Mount Vernon, Washington - presented the Key to the City to native son Glenn Beck on Saturday and proclaimed it "Glenn Beck Day".

However, not all the residents in this city of 26,000 were happy to honor the notorious racist...




When I first read about this on Wonder Man's BLOG, I thought he was talking about Mount Vernon, NEW YORK! Oh HELL TO THE NAW! ... they would not be having that mess up in "Money-Earnin' Mt. Vernon"!!!

Sunday, September 13, 2009

Glenn Beck's Idiotic Minions


Yesterday was September 12th, the day that Glenn Beck commanded his inbred hoard of Teabaggers, Birthers, and "Proud Ammurkans" to rally across the nation for his 912 Project. I'm not sure exactly what they were protesting, but the fact they are willing to heed the commands of a crazy racist like Glenn Beck speaks volumes.


Seriously, I think spell check is one of those things Conservatives really hate ... like the environment and/or black people.

This woman wants to spend my hard-earned tax dollars on CAPS for Congress! Congressmen and Senators DO NOT NEED NEW HATS!! I am a proud ANTI-HATTER!!!!...


Keeping it classy...


Scary...


I am just praying that some right-wing trolls come across this post and leave hysterical comments about how they are "taking back this country!". Bonus points if they can incorporate the phrase "Obama Kool-Aid" in their rants.