Future Michael Kors Quotes...

Saw these hysterical Michael Kor(ange)s "quotes" on tumblr and simply had to share:

"It looks like you pulled the carpet out the bathroom of a cheap motel in Dallas, dragged it through Baghdad behind a tank, then sewed a corpse on it and shot it into outer space where it collided with an asteroid made of dog s#!t".

"It looks like you took a pup tent, smeared it with aardvark afterbirth, set it on fire, and beat the flames out with Joan Rivers".

"It looks like you skinned a giant Three-Toed Sloth, sewed the whole thing into the shape of a potato sack, filled it with pus, then had it run over multiple times by a food truck that specializes in Greek cuisine. In the rain!"

The Beach Boys

Matt T.

Luciano A.

Robert G.

Manuel E.

“I have the world's largest collection of seashells. I keep it on all the beaches of the world... perhaps you've seen it.”

...Stephen Wright

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Are You Ready For Some Football??

Real-life boyfriends Matt S & Cameron E 

Trevor A 

"Nobody in the game of football should be called a genius. A genius is somebody like Norman Einstein".

... Joe Theismann

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Banana Republic

“Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana”

... Groucho Marx

Featured Model - Markus

"How do I stay so healthy and boyishly handsome? It's simple. I drink the blood of young runaways".

... William Shatner

"Handsome is that handsome does".

... Henry Fielding

Photography Credit: RDNYC

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Smile

“Smile - It's the second best thing you can do with your lips.”

“If a man smiles all the time, he's probably selling something that doesn't work”

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White Meat Monday Fashion - Men's Underwear

 Tarik K

“I got some new underwear the other day. Well, new to me.”

... Emo Philips

“It's a dog eat dog world, Woody, and I'm wearing milk bone underwear”

... Norm Peterson (Cheers)

Anton A. 

Matt S. 

“This morning when I put on my underwear I could hear the Fruit-of-the-Loom guys laughing at me.”

 ... Rodney Dangerfield

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Furry Friday

"I did. I did see Bigfoot when I was a kid and I still believe it to this day. I saw a big furry man outside my window. It's not funny! It was real".

... Barry Watson

"If God had wanted us to be concerned for the plight of the toads, he would have made them cute and furry".

... Dave Barry

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