You Can't HANDLE The Truth !!!

From The Daily What:

The Yiddish-language Ultra-Orthodox daily Der Tzitung apparently felt that their policy of keeping photos of women out of their publication (for fear of sexually exciting Hasidic men) took precedence over the presence of Secretary of State Hillary Clinton in the iconic Situation Room photo, because they photo-shopped her right out of her seat.

A female counter-terrorism expert was also erased from the photograph. Oy vey.

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Leah Never Did Figure Out ...

... why her dating life all but dried up after Duck Days.

Miss Williams, it turns out, felt the same way about reading the school newspaper as she did about condoms. And, apparently, shampoo.

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Maybe I Need To Resort To Trickery...

... because SOMETHING needs to happen soon, if you smell what I'm (NOT) steppin' in.

Maybe I'll start posting that old picture of Ricky Schroder (circa Silver Spoons) on Manhunt again and say it's me.  That works every time ...