Brothers

"The ties that bind me to my Brothers are not wrapped around my wrists, but rather are fastened to my heart."

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Leah Never Did Figure Out ...

... why her dating life all but dried up after Duck Days.

Miss Williams, it turns out, felt the same way about reading the school newspaper as she did about condoms. And, apparently, shampoo.

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The Freddy Krueger of Cornell

Don't get sleepy - or he'll COME FOR YOU!  Here are the suggested supplementary materials for this professor's class:

• Number 2 pencils
• Calculator with basic accounting functions
• Coffee
• No-doz
• Jolt cola
• Crystal Meth