Showing posts with label Donald Trump. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Donald Trump. Show all posts

Thursday, June 2, 2011

I'm Looking At YOU, Palin & Trump


Also, too. THIS is how one eats a New York slice (just "slice", not "slice of pizza" - learn it). You'd think Donald Trump, being born and raised in Queens, would have told Princess Teatard to put down the knife and fork. But apparently he used them also, too.


Here's the comment I left on Wally's POST, with a little insider information on the location of The First Annual Media Whore Pizza Party:
"I passed by this pizza joint every day when I lived in Hell's Kitchen (it's right above the 50th Street Station - 1 Train). A complete tourist trap - but it DOES have the one thing Trump and Palin were looking for - a place where the maximum number of photographers could get a picture of them. It's located on the corner - and has two glass walls which face out onto the sidewalks of Bway and 50th St. Perfect for paparrazi."



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Monday, May 16, 2011

Trump Presidency: Gone With The Wind

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Non-Shocking News of the Day: Donald Trump announced today that he will NOT run for the Presidency in 2012. Trump added in his statement: "Dear Lamestream Media: Thanks for all the free publicity for Celebrity Apprentice!!!"


Source: The Daily What

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Wednesday, April 27, 2011

Dear Mr. Trump ...



... a "Mister InYoFace" called. He wanted to make sure you got the document he sent over. Please give him a call back at your earliest convenience.


BREAKING: President Obama released his "long-form" birth certificate this morning. Which is OBVIOUSLY a forgery done by the Commie Muslim Kenyan Socialist Brotherhood so just ignore it ...



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Friday, April 22, 2011

Donald Trump 2012 Electoral Strategy


Donald Trump has a plan for electoral victory in 2012. And it involves Aqua Net ... lots and lots of Aqua Net.


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