Anna Wintour Supports Marriage Equality

DO NOT MESS WITH THE QUEEN!!!

"Tell Simone I'm not going to approve that girl that she sent me for the Brazilian layout. I asked for clean, athletic, smiling. She sent me dirty, tired and paunchy. And R.S.V.P. Yes to Michael Kors' party, I want the driver to drop me off at 9:30 and pick me up at 9:45 sharp. Call Natalie at Glorious Foods and tell her no for the 40th time. No! I don't want dacquoise. I want tortes filled with warm rhubarb compote. Then call my ex-husband and remind him that the parent-teacher conference is at Dalton tonight. Then call my husband, ask him to meet me for dinner at that place I went to with Massimo. Tell Richard I saw the pictures that he sent for that feature on the female paratroopers and they're all so deeply unattractive. Is it impossible to find a lovely, slender, female paratrooper? Am I reaching for the stars here? Not really. Also, I need to see all the things that Nigel has pulled for Gwyneth's second cover try. I wonder if she's lost any of that weight yet. And get Andy Cuomo on the line - I want Marriage Equality by this afternoon..."

Like Medusa, Only Worse

Don't look at Vogue's Anna Wintour directly in the face - or she'll turn your clothing into polyester blends.

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Grandpa Gunn is Askeered of Anna Wintour

It's Fashion Week here in NYC (the Project Runway show was YESTERDAY), and Tim Gunn is hoping to avoid Vogue Editor Anna Wintour at all cost.  This is due to Tim dishing about Anna The Terrible is in his new book - Gunn’s Golden Rules: Life’s Little Lessons for Making It Work. Tim tells Page Six:

"I'm just the only one brave enough to tell the truth. Lord knows hell would freeze over if I came face to face with her here".

If I were Grandpa, I'd watch my back - that Biatch is EVIL.  Plus, Wintour possesses the Ultimate Weapon - Vogue Contributing Editor Andre Leon Talley (below) and his Gay Death Stare From Hell ...

Grandpa Gunn Dishes The Dirt on Who's Nasty

According to the New York Daily News, Tim Gunn's new book - Gunn’s Golden Rules: Life’s Little Lessons for Making It Work - is full of stories about all the obnoxious people in fashion (like giraffe-necked Vogue empress Anna Wintour - above).  He also talks smack about Bravo's The Fashion NO Show host Isaac Mizrahi (delicious!) and Martha Stewart's daughter Alexis (it's a good thing!).

I love the fact that usually sweet Tim is comfortable enough in himself, his career, and his celebrity status to tell it like it t-i-is.

This might actually be a book I would buy and read!

President Obama To Fundraise at Chez Wintour Tonight

President Obama will be in NJ and NYC today/tonight - so we're girding our loins (Devil Wears Prada reference!) for traffic gridlock.  One of the events the President will attend is a $30,000 per head fundraiser at the West Village townhouse of Anna Wintour (above).  According to Gothamist, Calvin Klein is also slated to attend, so Anna's obviously offering an open bar and hot waiters.

I was thinking about attending myself, but unfortunately I'm about $29,990 short of the funds required for admittance.