Now THAT would wake me up in the morning.
Absolutely useless information about Moi: I've only ever been inside a Starbucks twice (to use the bathroom), and I've never spent a penny there. Even though there is a Starbucks on practically every other block in NYC.
And no, it's not some "Down with The Man!" anti-corporate thing - I simply don't like the taste (or even the smell) of coffee. However, the establishment above might just get some money out of me. "Gimme a Venti TRENTA - and make it extra hot!"
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