As much as it pains me to say this, I'd probably lick dairy products off Robert Irvine's abs and ride him like a Cowgirl at the rodeo too, if presented with the opportunity. Well, Paula Deen got her chance to at the South Beach Food & Wine Festival over the weekend - and Miss Thang really went for it, ya'll:
Despite his burly appearance and British military training, I'm sure Mr. Irvine (star of Dinner: Impossible on the Food Network) will never be quite the same. Forget waterboarding, all you need is Paula Deen and a can of Reddi-Wip and she could topple governments.
Quick, someone send her to Libya to meet with Qaddafi...
h/t: Dlisted
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