Franky G - Hottest Man on the Planet
A Chicago woman cooked up a brilliant plan to get her boyfriend to marry her - she called the police on him! Ana Perez dialed 911 and said that her boyfriend, who was actually trying to break up with her, was ASSAULTING her (Hey - if the sex is good a breakup can be considered assault. Look it up). Ms. Perez hoped that when police arrived, they would convince him not to break up with her - but to MARRY her. Brilliant plan!!!
I'm putting NYC's 8th Precinct on speed-dial right now in order to make my dream wedding happen this year:
