OMG - a Catholic Priest scandal that doesn't involve embezzlement or little boys! South Beach Priest, Rev. Alberto Cutié (his real name) was caught cavorting with a REAL LIVE LADYPERSON by a Mexican tabloid last week. Father Cutié has since proclaimed his love for the woman - and will probably be kicked out of the priesthood as a result.
In my opinion, the idea of celibacy for Priests is ridiculous in this day and age. Just look at him - Father Hottie was put on this earth to provide HOT PAPI LOVIN'!
The celibacy requirement also provided a convenient cover for generations of closeted gay men. The Priesthood was one of the only opportunities for a (closeted) gay man to become an esteemed member of the community (and conveniently, they WEREN'T ALLOWED to get married). We all know how well that worked out.
Anywhoo, if Padre Cutié decides that women aren't his thing after all, he should definitely give me a call ...
In my opinion, the idea of celibacy for Priests is ridiculous in this day and age. Just look at him - Father Hottie was put on this earth to provide HOT PAPI LOVIN'!
The celibacy requirement also provided a convenient cover for generations of closeted gay men. The Priesthood was one of the only opportunities for a (closeted) gay man to become an esteemed member of the community (and conveniently, they WEREN'T ALLOWED to get married). We all know how well that worked out.
Anywhoo, if Padre Cutié decides that women aren't his thing after all, he should definitely give me a call ...
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