Vest

Why do you wear a vest? 

Do you really need to wear it? 

When you come to me…

Don’t you think it prevents me

From accessing you directly?

Come to me only with your 

Buttoned up tucked in shirt,

Leave the rest to me…

What to do, how to do,

How long and how well to do.

The whys, hows and wherefores

Of doing things to you…

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T.G.I.F.

Hide Yo Pitchers - Hide Yo Catchers !

ESPECIALLY yo Catchers...

I'm Getting P-A-I-D, Baby!!

According to the New York Times, a Brazilian court ruled that McDonald's must pay a former manager $17,500 because they FORCED him to eat the food and it made him fat!

SAO PAULO (AP) — A Brazilian court ruled this week that McDonald's must pay a former franchise manager $17,500 because he gained 65 pounds while working there for a dozen years.

The 32-year-old man said he felt forced to sample the food each day to ensure quality standards remained high, because McDonald's hired "mystery clients" to randomly visit restaurants and report on the food, service and cleanliness.

Sing it, Sister!! As some of you know, my very first job as a 17-year-old was at my hometown McDonald's. And when Penn State beckoned, I got a job at the Micky D's across from campus - eventually becoming a manager. So I WANT SOME MONEY for being "forced" to inhale  "sample" delicious McDLT's (below) for all those years!!

There is just one possible flaw in my scheme for a big McPayout - this is what I looked like back in my McDonald's days ...

Maybe I'll luck out and get a jury made up of nothing but anorexic fashion bloggers, who'll decide that the fresh-faced kid in the tie and (fierce) blue visor was OBVIOUSLY a big McFattie and deserves a big McPaycheck..

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This Morning on the Subway ...

I had the pleasure of sharing my commute this morning with this gentleman - so I did a little SIRveillance.

Note: "SIRveillance" is the brainchild of Dwight Supremacy.

:)

Last Night On Project Runway - R.I.P.

THIS (below) is apparently 'what's happening in fashion' right now. I just can't ...

Project Runway has been killed by Lifetime and Bunim-Murray, and this post will be the show's final mention on DavidDust. Ever.

In closing - a comment from Twitter:

"Nina: While you put Gretchen in Marie Claire, Anna Wintour will have Mondo in Vogue."

BURN.

Featured Model - Emiliano T

Emiliano T, 23, is an aspiring model/actor from Brooklyn who also works as a personal trainer.

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