Friday, November 5, 2010

REMINDER: The Fashion Show Premieres on Tuesday


Just a reminder: The Fashion Show: Ultimate Collection premieres on Tuesday (Nov. 2nd) - and I will be recapping it. It's been a long time since I dished out the reality show snark, and I'm looking forward to putting on my biatchpants again.

Furthermore, after that horrible travesty from last week, I've decided to promote THE HELL out of The Fashion Show. I don't care if the show is bad or if Isaac Mizrahi is annoying - at least The Fashion Show is on Bravo and not on that-network-which-shall-not-be-named-on-this-blog-again.

Seriously, I'm gonna be selling this show like a Funnel Cake vendor at a Weight Watchers convention.

In addition, our friends at Blogging Bravo and Tom & Lorenzo will be blogging about it as well. In fact, Tom & Lorenzo have seen an advanced copy of the first episode and have good things to report - especially about fierce diva Iman. Oh, and apparently Isaac Mizrahi is NOT annoying - at least during episode one.

Watch what happens, biatches...

Thursday, November 4, 2010

Featured Bodybuilder/Model/Pop Singer - Angelo








Find out more about this out-and-proud former boy-bander HERE. And you can listen to his latest single - The Morning After - HERE.  FYI: NO, it's not a remake of The Morning After (by Maureen McGovern) from The Poseidon Adventure.


Happy


When we are happy we are always good, but when we are good we are not always happy. 

... Oscar Wilde







You are as happy as you think you are, but not necessarily as miserable as you imagine. 

... Mason Cooley


Lounging



Source

This Crime Wave Must Be Stopped!


Don't you hate it when someone sneaks into your home and steals your perfectly good computer hardware and then replaces it with non-working hardware? It happens all the time - and something must be done about it.

Dear Republicans in Congress: Forget healthcare. Forget the deficit (which has already been solved). COMPUTER REPLACING is the number one issue facing Americans today.

Let's make this country great again...

{{whispering}} The Secret Word Is ... "Ring"


Pee-wee Herman got some help from his "cousin" Big Show on WWE Raw the other night. Although he didn't really need it - after all, Pee-wee is a loner ... a rebel. Really (infinity).

Work It, Daphne!


Here is a great story about an extremely loving and understanding Mom - and her 5-year old son. Said son is a huge Scooby Doo fan, and decided that he wanted to be Daphne for Halloween. His mother got him the costume and took him to his church pre-school - and here's what happened:
Two mothers went wide-eyed and made faces as if they smelled decomp. And I realize that my son is seeing the same thing I am. So I say, “Doesn’t he look great?” And Mom A says in disgust, “Did he ask to be that?!” I say that he sure did as Halloween is the time of year that you can be whatever it is that you want to be. They continue with their nosy, probing questions as to how that was an option and didn’t I try to talk him out of it. Mom B mostly just stood there in shock and dismay.
And then Mom C approaches. She had been in the main room, saw us walk in, and followed us down the hall to let me know her thoughts. And they were that I should never have ‘allowed’ this and thank God it wasn’t next year when he was in Kindergarten since I would have had to put my foot down and ‘forbidden’ it. To which I calmly replied that I would do no such thing and couldn’t imagine what she was talking about. She continued on and on about how mean children could be and how he would be ridiculed.
My response to that: The only people that seem to have a problem with it is their mothers.

This incredible mom adds:
And my little man worked that costume like no other. He rocked that wig, and I wouldn’t want it any other way.
Read the entire story HERE. This woman should be named Mother of the Year, and her son should be named The Next Drag Superstar - Preschool Division.


Hat tip: Towleroad