Appointment Day

Yesterday I saw my Therapist, my Nutritionist AND my Psychiatrist...

The good news? I've lost 23 lbs since Thanksgiving.

The bad news? I'm still crazy. And if you don't believe me, just ask my Unicorn.

Unicorn Is Missing!

Attention New Yorkers: On your way to the polls today, please keep an eye out for this missing Unicorn which was last seen in Central Park.

I wonder if she's one of those Unicorns that farts curly fries and rainbow sparkles? If so, I'm keeping her ...