Today On The Subway

I had the pleasure of sharing my commute into Manhattan today with this gentleman. Totally sexy.

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PAPIveillance - My Morning Commute

Normally I sleep like a junkie during my morning subway commute - but today I sat across from THIS gentleman. Who kept me QUITE awake, thankyouverymuch.

"Is that fat guy taking my picture??"

At first I thought Subway Papi - who was enthusiastically discussing some floor-plans/architectural drawings with his female companion - might be "family". But two things happened which absolutely confirmed his heterosexuality:

• He kissed his girlfriend in the middle of their conversation - and not in the "Hey Girlfriend, can't wait to see you at Brunch on Sunday!" kind of way. This was the "Hey Baby, can't wait to get you home and lay the SMACKDOWN on you" sort of kiss. Lucky Beeyotch.

• Also, Papi talked incessantly about all the "frosted glass" he planned on putting in the apartment/house they were discussing. And everyone knows that no self-respecting Gay would ever use frosted glass for anything other than a shower enclosure. EVER.

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Picture Of The Day

Astoria, Queens - 7:15 pm

THIS is the sight I encountered after exiting the subway station in my neighborhood this evening. Miss Thang was FUSSIN' at her good natured man, but Señor Delicioso here didn't seem to mind one bit. Papi just kept on smiling.

Can you believe anyone would give that gorgeous man a HARD time muchos problemas?? Ungrateful beeyotch needs to go home and thank Jeebus for what she's got ...

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Watch Your Back When I'm Around

Yesterday, while running some errands in my neighborhood, I couldn't help but do some PAPIveillance. Unfortunately I couldn't get any shots of their gorgeous faces - just their gorgeous posteriors.

First was the Brazilian guy at the Check Cashing place (top, and below). And YES, I'm ghetto and forced to use the Check Cashing place because of my epically bad financial history. Anywhore - this guy was SOOOOO cute, and had the most adorable accent:

After leaving Mr. Brazil, I spotted two gay Papis (they seemed like a couple) on the street - who were both tall, dark and extremely handsome. And as you can see, the one on the right had a body that wouldn't quit. You should have seen my fat ass trying to keep up with them while snapping undercover cell phone pics. It was all kinds of COVERT and shizz...

Gotta run - the CIA is on the phone. They want me to teach a training class this summer...

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Scenes From NYC: Mailman

"You have a big package for me??"  Yeah ... I'm pretty sure PostalPapi is tired of me asking that question every day.

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PAPIveillance - NYC Subway

PAPIveillance - Bronx Zoo Edition

One of the great things (and there are many) about the Bronx Zoo is the plethora of hot Papis!  Since the zoo is located in the "Boogie-Down Bronx" - home of this city's hottest menfolk - many of the visitors are local fathers taking their kids out for the day. And there is NOTHING hotter than a doting dad (see above).  In addition to dads, there are guys taking their girlfriends to the zoo, the cute employees, and various international tourists - creating a perfect storm of gorgeousness...

Now you know why the Bronx Zoo is one of my favorite places in the entire city.

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PAPIveillance

I STALKED this guy on 6th Avenue for a good 10 minutes after work tonight, but I just couldn't get him to turn around and face my cameraphone.

PAPIveillance - On The NYC Subway

This Papi with a touch of salt and pepper in his hair rode the subway with me into Manhattan this morning.  OMG - these pictures do not do him justice in any way - he was über-handsome.

One of the things I love about my new phone is that it makes a VERY quiet camera shutter sound effect when you take a picture - allowing me to easily snap pics on the sneak.

By the way, he was reading a book called The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo, in case you're wondering.  That means nothing to me (since I don't read or pay attention to books), but it might to you literary DustBunnies out there.

Happy Hump Day From Astoria, Queens

I wish I could have gotten a clearer picture of this Papi at my T-Mobile store in Astoria, because his body was slamming and his khakis/dress shirt could barely contain everything he was working with.  But his wife kept giving me the stank eye, and I didn't feel like cutting a Ho (it was Monday and I was tired), so I backed off.

Happy Hump Day!  For previous "PAPIveillance" photos, go HERE and HERE.

PAPIveillance - Now With MORE BEEF!

I've told you before about my blogger buddy Dwight Supremacy (he's the current Featured Dust Bunny Blogger - see sidebar). Dwight started doing his "SIRveillance" posts this past year (taking sneaky pics of hot guys on the street), and then I took his idea and made it my own with PAPIveillance.

When I walked through Manhattan on Thursday I did a little PAPIveillance. I stood at the corner of 14th Street and 8th Avenue (for less than two minutes, I might add) and these big and beefy Papis walked past me...

The last guy looked like an NFL Linebacker, and was having trouble fitting everything into his jeans. Drool...

Check out a past PAPIveillance post HERE.

Genuine NYC Hotties

More Hotties from the Ninth Avenue Food Festival. PAPIveillance continues...

PAPIveillance

My Pittsburgh blogger buddy, Dwight Supremacy, has a continuing series on his blog called "SIRveillance". It's a brilliantly simple idea: Dwight snaps pictures of hotties on the streets of his fair city, and then shares these pics with his readers.

I decided to do my own version of SIRveillance today - calling it PAPIveillance. I went down to the Ninth Avenue Food Festival and just started taking pictures. I must say, I was quite happy with the results...

NOW do you bitches understand why I live in New York City?...