Don't Mess With Texas

Letter to the Editor - Time.

Source: JMG

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The "Oh Honey, NO" of the Day

Why doesn't this policeman know that the only part of the alphabet a Drunk cares about are the letters "A", "S", and "P"?? As in "Hey Bartender, gimme another vodka tonic ASAP!!!". It's no wonder this lady gets it all mixed up - poor thing...

Source: Dlisted


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A Personal Letter From Steve Martin

Steve Martin is not too "Hollywood" that he's going to lose touch with his fans.

Source

Dear Dad ...

Give that girl those keys!  Source.