Oh The PAIN ...

I won't know for sure until my doctor is consulted, but there's a 99.99% chance that I have Shingles - and it is NO JOKE. I haven't felt pain like this since the day the Manhattan Arby's closed, or when Fox cancelled Jonny Zero in 2005. Posting will be light until my doctor can be found and medication (PAINKILLERS!!) can be obtained. In the meantime, enjoy 46 seconds of my husband-in-my-head Franky G in the late, lamented Jonny Zero:

My Birthday Wish: Franky G and Me, Sitting In a Tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G

It's no secret that I find actor Franky G to be the most gorgeous papi in Gorgeouspapiville.  In fact, I'm probably the ONLY person who was devastated when Fox cancelled Jonny Zero ...