Joe Jonas In Brooklyn

Totally-not-gay Joe Jonas performing in Brooklyn last week. And looking PHOINE, I might add.

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From The Celebrity File

 Jesse Metcalfe

Joe "The Not Gay One" Jonas

Tennis champ Novak Djokovic 

Nick "The Cute One" Jonas 

Zac Efron. So pretty.

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That's A Whole Lot Of Pretty

Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week in NYC.

Joe Jonas, Zac Efron, Kellan Lutz and Jack Huston (who plays the half-faced guy on Boardwalk Empire) at  Calvin Klein's show on Sunday.

You gotta hand it to the old Girl (Calvin), that Biatch can still fill a room with pretty boys. Always has - always will.

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Joe Jonas is REALLY Excited to be on Top Chef Tonight

There's certainly SOMETHING going on in those jeans

Joe "Totally Not Gay" Jonas appears on Top Chef All Stars tonight to help judge the quickfire challenge. Dale Talde's reaction to this earth-shattering news cracked me up - he's obviously a big Jonas Brothers fan ...

Speaking of Top Chef All Stars, I had a little Twitter exchange with Carla "Hootie Hoo" Hall last night! It all started when I received this notice in my inbox...

Yup, Fabio "Top Dog, Italian Dog" Viviani is following me on Twitter! I sent him a "thanks for following" tweet, and shortly thereafter I got THIS in my email inbox...

Hootie ... HOOOOO! I figured she was just following me because Fabio was, but then we had THIS short exchange...

Yikes! I THINK I was relatively kind to Carla in my recaps that season, but maybe I should go back and check ...

Anywhore, Fabio told me he'll be live tweeting during the show tonight, which should be fun (FYI: he tweets with an accent also). I'll be taking notes for tomorrow's recap during the show, but I'll try to stop by Twitter and say hello at some point.

Follow Me on Twitter HERE

Follow Carla Hall HERE

Follow Fabio Viviani HERE

Follow Dale Talde HERE

Follow Spike Mendelsohn HERE

Follow Jamie Lauren HERE

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Nick "The Cute One" Jonas Is Legal

Attention All Cougars: Nick Jonas (above), AKA "The cute Jonas Brother", turns 18 today.  Happy Birthday!

Just in case you're not too familiar with the Jonas Brothers, here's a handy guide.  Nick, the youngest, is "The Cute One" ...

Joe, the middle brother, is "The Gay One With The Nice Basket".  Allegedly!  Actually, the "nice basket" part isn't alleged - it's obvious...

And then there's Kevin, the oldest, who is "The Married One".  Zzzzzzzzzzz ...

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