News: Brad Pitt Throws Jennifer Anistan Under The Bus

Brad Pitt opens up about his pursuit of happiness and throws ex Jennifer Aniston under the bus in this weekend’s edition of Parade magazine.

“I spent the ’90s trying to hide out, trying to duck the full celebrity cacophony,” Pitt tells Parade. “I started to get sick of myself sitting on a couch, holding a joint, hiding out. It started feeling pathetic.

“It became very clear to me that I was intent on trying to find a movie about an interesting life, but I wasn’t living an interesting life myself,” Pitt said of the decade, in which he drew moviegoers to theaters with films such as Se7en, Seven Years in Tibet, Meet Joe Black and Fight Club.

And then Brad dropped the bomb…

“I think that my marriage to Jennifer Aniston had something to do with it. Trying to pretend the marriage was something that it wasn’t.”

Brad famously left Aniston in 2005 after four years of marriage to be with Angelina Jolie

Oh No She Di-Int!

Jennifer Aniston GOES THERE and attempts to channel Barbra Streisand in the latest issue of Harper's Bazaar.  The loud noise you just heard was thousands of gay men "of a certain age" screaming in anger before their heads exploded... 

In certain circles this is considered blasphemy against the Gay Goddesses.  After all, only drunken DRAG QUEENS are allowed to do shoddy Barbra imitations!

As always, I LOVE Michael K's (at Dlisted.com) take on all of this.  The name of his post?  "Like Buttah ... Face".  Classic.

Gerard Butler: "I have been in relationships with women. And men."

According to an old-ish interview that was dug up by Queerty:

"I talk about my sexuality, but it’s always glossed over. People seem to shy away from the issue. Whenever it is discussed, its distended and exaggerated. Gerard Butler is gay. No I’m not. I don’t know myself what I am so it can be bewildering to see that being plugged. I have been in relationships with women. And men. That doesn’t make me gay. That doesn’t make me straight." — Gerard Butler

Yes, but did the 300 and Phantom of the Opera star REALLY live dangerously and date Jennifer Aniston?? Everyone knows how clingy and needy Jenn can be. In fact, I hear she requires a marriage proposal and a "JA4Ever" tattooed on your ass after the 2nd date...

Dating men? ... No big deal. Dating Aniston?... Now THAT'S scary!