Oh Jack Bauer, Just HOLD ME...

24 has been cancelled (it will finish out this season) and I have a case of the sads.  Who will save us from those dirty terrorists now?!?!...

Jack Bauer - In NYC, Following Me on Twitter...

Jack is back - and this season he is in New York City.  Also, for some reason, he is following me on Twitter...

Maybe Jack is interested in my coverage of the Brooklyn Arby's opening?!?

Anywhore, I watched the 2-hour season premiere of 24 last night, and plan on watching the next two hours tonight.  If you haven't figured it out by now, I LOVES me some 24.  And I love Keifer Sutherland - who I once saw on the street in front of my job.

As an added bonus, 24's producers have cast total cutie Freddie Prinze, Jr. (above) as a CTU agent - because Jack Bauer must have a hot Papi sidekick for some reason (Carlos Bernard, Freddie).  I may not know why this is, but I would like to thank the producers for the additional eye candy.

But after watching dear Freddie last night, I remembered how bad of an actor he was/is.  He is SO lucky to be so cute - and to be married to all that Buffy money...

Did anyone else watch 24 last night?  What did you think?

Jack Bauer: UNLEASHED!

Keifer Sutherland attended the big Costume Institute Gala on Monday night, and then went to an after-party at the SubMercer bar. At the after-party, secret agent Jack Bauer got his drunken panties in a twist about something, and head-butted fashion designer Jack McCollough. The fashionista ended up spending the night in the hospital with a broken nose.

McCollough (above left) is one half of the cutie Proenza Schouler design team. Details are sketchy, but apparently the fight had something to do with Brooke Shields. What-to-the-Fuck is THAT all about?!??!?? Keifer, who is married, got all hockeyfight on McCoullough, who is openly gay, over Brook Shields??? Something stinks at CTU...

Mr. Sutherland has spent more than his fair share of time drunk in bars ... sometimes without pants...

... so goodness knows what really happened.


UPDATE: HERE is the latest information from the New York Daily News.

True Facts About Jack Bauer

One of my favorite shows, 24, premieres tonight on Fox. I came across some "true facts" about 24's lead character - Jack Bauer. Here are some of my favorites...

Harry Houdini is the world's second greatest escape artist. The First is Jack Bauer. I never saw Houdini bite a guy's neck in order to escape.

Kiefer Sutherland drinks to forget all the terrible things Jack Bauer has done.

Jack Bauer once forgot where he put his keys. He then spent the next half-hour torturing himself until he gave up the location of the keys.

Jack Bauer sleeps with a gun under the pillow. But he could kill you with the pillow.

Jack and Jill went up the hill. Only Jack came down. Jill was a fucking terrorist.

And here is one that only true fans of the show will understand:

If Jack Bauer was in a room with Hitler, Stalin, and Nina Meyers, and he had a gun with 2 bullets, he'd shoot Nina twice.

Check out the entire hilarious list of Jack Bauer "Facts" HERE.