Good Luck Charm

Pork And Sauerkraut

It is a Pennsylvania Dutch tradition to eat Pork & Sauerkraut on New Year's Day. It's supposed to bring good luck, but in my opinion it only brings sauerkraut stank to your home. I am NOT a fan of sauerkraut - although I love a nice piece of pork.

My good friend and "sister", the Mistress Maddie, keeps this tradition alive. Maddie will prepare her dish before she goes out and gets wasted on New Year's Eve. That way all she has to do is pop it in the oven when she and the Boy Toy roll home sometime on New Year's Day. Maddie might be a drunk, but she's not about to tempt fate and miss her good luck pork!

Franky G Will Bring Us Good Luck

Bitches - I'm bringing out the big guns for Obama today! Franky G is my absolute favorite papi in the world (spotting him on the street was one of the biggest days of my life). In fact, do a Google image search of "Franky G" and see how many DavidDust entries you find. Seriously - it's hysterical.

Anywhoo - I'm posting some of the best pics of Franky G today for good luck. Give him a little rub before you go out and vote.

Franky G would never let us down...