Bad Bunny!

Dear CSI Idaho Falls -

Just because William Falkingham wears a bunny suit in public, it doesn't mean that he's a DustBunny. Besides, Willie also enjoys slipping into his cowboy outfit and/or ballerina dress - so why don't you bother the guys at the rodeo (and/or Baryshnikov) to find out if he's with THEM. 

I'm sorry that Mr. Falkingham is frightening the children of Idaho Falls, but you might want to tell the kids in your town to grow a pair. I'm sure the whole "Hiding behind a tree, peeking at a young boy and pointing his finger like a gun” thing was all in the kid's mind. You know how children can be - SO SENSITIVE.

Sincerely,

DD

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The "Roll-Away Pocket Papi®"

Collapsible for easy storage!!

From The Daily What:

A man serving a 20-year-sentence on the island of Quintana Roo (Mexico) for illegal weapons possession was caught attempting to escape with the aid of his wife and her wheeled suitcase. 

Guards at the Chetumal prison stopped 19-year-old Maria del Mar Arjona as she was attempting leave after a conjugal visit with the bulky bag in tow. Inside they found Juan Ramirez Tijerina curled up in the fetal position. 

Arjona was promptly arrested, and Ramirez was returned to his cell.

Papi must have ROCKED HER WORLD during that conjugal visit, and Miss Thing decided she needed to take that shizz "To Go". Totally justifiable.

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You KNOW This Kid Is Popular

Last week it was announced that Nick Afanasiev, a 20-year-old Hollywood actor, has the longest tongue in the United States.  In related news, Nick Afanasiev will be the next coverboy of Cougar Life Magazine and will co-star in the upcoming Demi Moore blockbuster (Tentative title: "Mama Gets What Mama Wants").

Afanasiev’s tongue measures 3.5 inch long - and he can stretch that bad boy to touch his lower eyelid and even write text messages with it.

Source (with video!)

WTF?

The last 6 words of the caption just kill me.