The Worst Commercial On TV Right Now...

The person who came up with "Poop, there it is" needs a new career.
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Anybody Remember These?

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Sponge-Worthy??

Based on all that moaning and groaning, I'm pretty sure we need a CLEAN-UP IN THE SPONGE AISLE! Also: Gayest.Sponge.Evah.

"It's So Rich And Thick ...

... and CHOCO-LICK!" You can't drink it slow, if it's Quik.


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Taking A Trip With Isaiah Mustafa

Isaiah Mustafa's Old Spice character features the perfect amounts of sexiness and cheesiness which, combined, makes him irresistible to me. Someone get my Travel Agent on the phone, it's time to book a vacation with Isaiah. No airfare required - we'll only be needing a hotel room (via Towleroad):

Isaiah Mustafa Returns

The Old Spice Guy is back and all is right with the world:

Isaiah Mustafa Could Sell Ice To Eskimos

Old Spice guy-on-a-horse Isaiah Mustafa is now promoting Windows Phone 7 in Australia. Now if Isaiah would just do some Arby's ads (AKA "Gorgeous Beef promoting Gorgeous Beef"), my life would be complete....

Road Tripping with Liza and Aretha

I soooooooooooo want to take a road trip with Liza, Aretha, and a whole bunch of Snickers bars.  And the boys can come along too.