How Can This Beeyotch Eat Carbs??

Some things just ain't right...

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I Broke My Resolution BEFORE Midnight

Yep, I spent my New Year's Eve by myself preparing delicious Chicken Enchiladas - and then chowing down on them. Chicken Enchiladas are the ONLY thing in the world I 'know' how to make - but I still had to call my Mom and ask her a few questions during the process. However, these puppies turned out perfectly.

There once was a time when I spent New Year's Eve partying well into New Year's Day ... and then partying some more. But nowadays it seems all my 'partying' just involves ridiculous amounts of carbs. Scrumptious, precious carbs ...

BREAKING: God Is Off The Carbs!

Or maybe he just hates the French??

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Constant Carb Craving - Biscuits & Gravy

OMG - Someone PLEASE put this Bob Evans Biscuit-In-A-Bowl and Sausage Gravy Dispenser in my Break Room!  And YES, it is REAL.

Mmmmmm ... Carb Sandwiches

The second picture was provided by none other than Jorge Garcia - AKA "Hurley" from Lost - via his BLOG.

Secret Carb Stash?...

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