Free Fries Today At Burger King

Burger King is rolling out new French Fries today - and they'd like you to try them. All you gotta do is roll into any BK and ask politely, and they'll hand you a free order of French Fries. God Bless America.

However, I won't be participating - because I haven't set foot in a Fast Food restaurant in about 3 weeks. Yes, seeing a Nutritionist seems to be working - and I've even lost a few pounds.

So no free fries for me - but feel free to indulge on my behalf.

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Not Just Burger KING ...

... but Burger LORD and SAVIOR.


Source: The Daily What


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No Wonder I Love Fast Food...

...although my first thought was "only SEVEN inches?".

"Hi, my name is David and I'm a fast food addict ... and a Size Queen."

Read the funny commentary from Dlisted HERE.

Burger King Chips...

The Burger King merchandising people continue to invent new products. First they came up with a cologne-spray, and now they have put out a potato chip that tastes like grease and hangover - just like a whopper and fries at 4:00 AM.

Seriously, I'm going to call the Arby's people and tell them to get off their asses. I'm still waiting for Roast Beef and Cheese-flavored cupcakes and curly-fries pudding.

I'm Waiting For Arby's Roast Beef Spray...

According to THIS POST from Gothamist, Burger King is coming out with a limited edition body spray - Flame by BK. Check out the "cheesy" Flame website HERE.

I don't know if this is real or not, but I'm holding out for the Arby's version. After all, would you rather smell like a messy Whopper?...

Or a delicious Arby's Roast Beef Sandwich?...


I'm thinking Arby's.