Queen Elizabeth II attended the Epsom Derby yesterday to cheer on her horse "Carlton House", who was favored to win the race. You can tell by the Queen's expression that she didn't get the results she had hoped for. Carlton House came in a disappointing third - becoming the 10th time in 60 years that the Queen's horse failed to win the derby.
If I was Ryan Moore (above), the jockey who rode Carlton House, I'd get the hell out of Great Britain before Her Majesty has a chance to get all medieval on his ass. Girlfriend takes her horses seriously...
DO.NOT.MESS.
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