Totally not gay Illinois Congressman Aaron Schock (take out the "s" and the "h" and see what you get) graces the cover of totally not gay magazine Men's Health this month.
You may remember Rep. Schock (R-IL) from his totally not gay appearance on Top Chef (my recap is HERE), which airs on that totally not gay network, Bravo
AARON SCHOCK IS TOTALLY NOT GAY ... I don't know how many times I have to tell you that.
Source: Joe.My.God
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