Check out this paparazzi footage of me - wearing my fiercest red bikini - taking a swim recently at the ultra-exclusive resort known as "Coney Island" (like St. Barts, but with better hot dogs). Notice my prowess in the water after a few cocktails - Michael Phelps WHO?!??
BTW - the song on this video is annoying - I suggest watching my madd aquatic skillz demonstration with the sound off:
