Charlie Sheen brings his "Violent Torpedo of Death" CRACKSTRAVAGANZA to Radio City Music Hall this weekend. And DARN IT, I forgot to buy a ticket.
In related news, Mr. Sheen had found it impossible to book a hotel in NYC, for obvious reasons. But Donald Trumptard - who never misses a publicity opportunity - came through and gave Sheen 12 rooms at the Trump International Hotel. So, if anyone needs a crack fix, just bring your cash to the lobby of the Trump International Hotel - the dealers will certainly be coming and going all weekend.
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