Matt Kemp, 25, is an outfielder for the Los Angeles Dodgers - where his teammates have nick-named him "The Bison". This is supposedly for Mr. Kemp's slow running speed - but at 6' 3" and 225 lbs, I'm not so sure that's the REAL reason they compare Matt to a buffalo. I have three words for you: LOCKER ROOM SHOWERS. Just saying...
Matt is currently dating singing superstar Rihanna. I bet she and that Bison get along JUST FINE, if you smell what I'm stepping in...
