Lindsay Lohan must need to wire some "investment" money to Columbia soon, because she's suing E-Trade for $100 million bucks - according to the New York Post...
Lohan and her attorney contend that the messy "Milkaholic" baby in the ad above (named "Lindsay") is actually her - and it damages Lindsay's pristine reputation and the honorable "Lohan" name. Lohan's lawyer, Stephanie Ovadia, claims that "Lindsay" has the same single-name recognition as "Oprah" or "Madonna" - thereby making the lawsuit possible.
Crackheadpuhlease ... if they called the baby "Hoover" or "Electrolux" or "Cokesnortingdrugfiend", THEN Lindsay would have a case. But not now.
