Hot men should not wear hats (except baseball caps). The most gorgeous man in the world can be totally transformed into a fugly cheeseball by putting on a silly hat.
Case in point - my daddy Adam Rodriguez from CSI Miami. As you can see from my previous post, and from the pictures below, he is a total stud.


Now look how retarded he looks when he wears a hat (pics from a CBS event earlier this week - courtesy of A Socialite's Life):


As you can see - without hat = extremely hot. With hat = extremely NOT...and vaguely Amish.
Adam, I love you - but please lose the hat!
Adam, I love you - but please lose the hat!