Checking Emails Before Bed

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Afternoon 80's Break - Hazell Dean: "Searchin"

Searchin' - looking for love

all the time I can.

Searchin' - looking for love

I've got to find a man.

Get Free Pancakes For National Pig Day !

I'm sure it's just a coinky dink that IHOP's National Pancake Day happens to fall on National Pig Day, but if you go to IHOP today before 10pm you'll get a free short stack of pancakes. Bacon, however, will cost ya.

Thanks to Dan for the heads up about Pig Day.

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Winning

Source: Sheen Family Circus


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Anyone Got A Few Hundred Million Dollars They Could Loan Me ??

Apparently this news is a few weeks old, but Wendy's/Arby's is looking to sell off their less-profitable Arby's division. What the corporate geniuses don't realize is that Arby's would be EXTREMELY profitable if they would simply put one near my job and another near my apartment. BOOM - instant profitability.

Anywhore, if anyone has a few hundred million dollars they can part with, feel free to click on the DONATE button on the right sidebar of this blog. I'm sure the IRS would have no problems with me receiving a sum containing 7 or 8 zeros via PayPal. And when I buy Arby's, I'll put up a pretty plaque in your honor, right under the Satisfaction Bell.

In other Arby's news - I found out that Arby's held a launch event/tasting for their new Angus Three Cheese and Bacon sandwich (below) here in NYC yesterday, and I WAS NOT INVITED. Not a week goes by that I don't mention my favorite fast food joint  restaurant  DINING EXPERIENCE, and yet I'm not on the Arby's VIP Press List?!? That really hurts.

And don't think I won't remember this when I own the company. When it comes to delicious Roast Beef, I NEVER forget...

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Ya Learn Something New Every Day...

Those little bread tags are actually color coded to help stores easily identify when bread is getting old. The same code is also used for twist-ties. I had no idea!!

At first I was a little skeptical, but even SNOPES says it's true. However, one question immediately comes to mind: Doesn't anyone bake on Sunday? Is the bread industry stuck in 1958 ??

Via TDW

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RIP, Jane Russell

Ernestine Jane Geraldine Russell, the Hollywood bombshell more commonly known as Jane Russell, has left us at the age of 89.

I will always remember her as Dorothy Shaw in Gentlemen Prefer Blonds. And here is, of course, my favorite scene of the movie:

And YES, I know she turned out to be a crusty conservative Republican gasbag, but my Mama taught me not to speak ill of the dead (I speak PLENTY of ill about the living, thankyouverymuch). For now, I'd just like to remember Ms. Russell as a great movie star with an extremely pretty face and even prettier boobies. Is that so wrong???...

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