Elvira Is NOT A Witch

Elvira (AKA "Mistress of the Dark", AKA "Cassandra Peterson") tells us - just like Christine O'Donnell - that she is just like us ... with two LARGE exceptions.

A Message From the Ladies of O.W.L. R.A.P.E.

The good women from the "Old Woman’s League for Raisins And Pennies Everywhere" are gearing up for tonight.

 

BTW - how much did you HATE getting raisins and/or pennies while Trick-or-Treating as a kid?!? I also hated getting apples, but my Grandpa was one of those apple-givers so I couldn't complain too much.

I remember there was one house which gave out cans of soda every year - which we thought was all kinds of awesome for some reason. Also awesome? ... the people who gave out FULL-SIZE Snickers bars.

Sunday Sermon: God Hates Nags

From yesterday's Stewart/Colbert rally in Washington, D.C.

Source: Americablog

Happy Halloween!

Hope your Halloween is truly TRANSFORMATIONAL.

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There's Nothing Scary About "Frank" ...

We do not learn much from learned books, but from true, sincere, human books, from frank and honest biographies. 

...Henry David Thoreau

It is the vice of our public speaking that it has not abandonment. Somewhere, not only every orator but every man should let out all the length of all the reins; should find or make a frank and hearty expression of what force and meaning is in him.

 

...Ralph Waldo Emerson

Photography: SOURCE

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Ghoulish

I created this myself on the wanna-be Photoshop program I use (Picnik). Don't you think the candy-corn border really adds a bit of refinement and class to this masterpiece??

Don't answer that...
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Trick or Treat!!

Sexy Boy Cub Scout (thanks Peter!)

Jason Vorhees on steroids

His Roid Rage is DEADLY

Stoner Fred Flintstone

Yabba Dabba Doobie!

Fallen Angels

Fallen Devil

Tarzan

The Brendan Fraser version

Little Mr. T

Super-Duper Man